This One’s Light: Just 3 Images for the 4th

Hey Pops,

Happy 4th of July!

No AI lessons today — just three patriotic masterpieces I asked ChatGPT to cook up for the 4th.

Use 'em to laugh, customize for your own situation, or forward to the guys who'll definitely judge your grilling skills later.

Because nothing says America like questionable decisions, historical hot takes, and a beer that's definitely not your first.

🍺 1. That dad on every block

Cargo shorts. Beer. Firework. Zero hesitation.

Prompt: "A dad in New Balance sneakers and cargo shorts, standing triumphantly on the roof at sunset with a beer in one hand and a firework in the other, while his family yells at him from below."

🛥️ 2. Founding Fathers on a boys' trip

George, Alex, and Tommy. One banana boat. No turning back.

Prompt: "George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, and Thomas Jefferson on a boys' trip — riding an inflatable banana boat, all wearing American flag swim trunks, one holding a boom box blasting Kid Rock."

🚔 3. Uncle Sam at the DUI checkpoint

"I PAY YOUR SALARY!" — moments before the sobriety test.

Prompt: "Uncle Sam being pulled over at a DUI checkpoint in a lifted pickup truck covered in American flags, holding a 6-pack and shouting 'I pay your salary!' at the cop."

That's it. Just wanted to say Happy 4th and give you something to share before the chaos officially begins.

See you Monday with your regularly scheduled dad-hacks.

– AI PAPA